Whilst The Cats Away, The Mice Should Play...

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We all love the good old classic nursery rhymes! You know the one's we used to sing/ say over and over driving our parents crazy with...

Well one of my favourites that I used to say as soon as my parents would go out was "whilst the cat's away,the mice will play..."

And play we did!

Played up merry hell that is

Well, I'm here to tell you that it's high time we had fun just like when we were children!!!

I mean hell,Peter Pan already lied to us now didn't he?!? Cause here we are, all grown up!!!

So before any other human born fairy's from Never Land can lie to us again and they try and make all the nursery rhymes "politically correct..."

Come see me in Gilberton and we can pretend that "the cat's away.." just one more time whilst you get to relax, unwind and completely destress yourself with one of my Sensual Massage Package's designed to give you just the right amount of TLC to get you just a little hot under the collar before I seduce you into a "completely relaxed state" by the end of your time with me.